Portugal. The Crime Victim

How's this for a bummer? Portugal. The Man reports all their equipment -- including vintage guitars, amps, keyboards, drums etc. -- has been nicked. It was in their touring van and a trailer, which was parked in Chicago, and now it's gone. The Portland band's lead singer John Gourley told the Oregonian that "basically every bit of money Portugal. The Man has made over the last five years was in that trailer." Sad. The band played Lollapalooza last night.