It's time for our annual Grammy running diary...so here we go!
8:00 - Last year we opened with Bruce Springsteen. This year a crazy Alice in Wonderland Taylor Swift opening. Stupid. I liked it better 25 years ago when Tom Petty tried it.
8:06 - LL Cool J is back again. I didn't realize he was so good last year, that he was needed to come back again this year. Yes, I'm feeling snide this year.
8:10 - I give Ed Sheeran a little credit for writing a catchy little song about drug use. I'm sure he felt honored that Sir Elton wanted to perform it with him. Too bad EJ is murdering the song.
8:20 - I can't...it's too easy. J. Lo is crazy, Pitbull is..., and Adele - what a dress!
8:22 - Fun. is much like the Hold Steady or early Springsteen: very wordy. I respect that they are a live band, and I have read in multiple sources they are a decent live act. The lead singer's outfit isn't earning him points though.
...and it rains. My 11 year old thinks it's a cool effect. Enough said.
8:32 - Katy Perry doing her best to keep John Mayer in check. Wait, is John Mayer the joker?
8:33 - My son Nick: "This girl's huge. Who is she?" As you can see, country music isn't big in our house.
8:39 - LL Cool J on AB is a highlight: skinny showing who's "bad."
8:40 - Wiz Kalifa's outfit is Grammy approved & auto-tuned! Nice.
8:43 - American Idol makes stars. Too bad I never heard the song before.
8:53 - Johnny Depp is doing his best Jim Morrison. And what is with the drinking this year? Is this the People's Choice Awards?
8:56 - my prediction: Mumford & Sons will go they way of the Strokes & Franz Ferdinand. Nice sound, but their follow up sounds EXACTLY the same. Record #3 will amount to nothing. Shame, they do have talent.
9:15 - Hi, My name is John. I am 41 years old. One month from today is my birthday. I announce I am officially out of touch with current popular music. I was bored & could care less about JT & Jay Z. At least last year featured Glenn Campbell.
9:18 - CBS puts up its "Cool alternative girl" to present with Mr. Cool Dave Grohl. I liked "Lonely Boy" & the video a year ago, but it became the mos mainstream/alternative song out there. Much like the Re Hot Chili Peppers & MGMT, you can hear them on any FM rock radio station.
9:38 - I am not a Rhianna fan. I find her to act immature.
9:40 - Ne-Yo. By FAR my LEAST favorite artist out there. That sing/talk rambling has to go!
9:43 - A joke by Jay Z highlights the night. I know what my overall highlight will be, and I'm sticking around just for that. Otherwise, I think I'd move on.
9:50 - I am being critiqued on twitter that I am too negative - sorry. @discordants, @bigjohnny2
9:50 - My interest just got piqued. A pretty raucous version of "Lonely Boy." Is that a random Indian Chief sitting in with the band? Like the horns too. There, a true positive.
9:53 - I'm not a fan, but Kelly Clarkson can sing.
10:06 - Bruno Mars just owned the Grammy's. The star-studded crowd is eating him up. Sting coming out is icing on the cake. The song sounded like a Police song, nice touch Bruno.
10:11 - I was hoping for a medley of Bob Marley songs for the tribute. A little disappointed.
10:19 - The Lumineers is something I enjoyed. Nice little love song. Transitions into Jack White. Two artists who made my best of 2012. The Grammys have been improving since getting called out.
10:23 - love that Jack White just went off the grid. My wife is wondering why he's "so white."
10:28 - It's fun's night. It could be worse.
10:31 - Checking posts, D. Mazepa just proclaimed Jack White the savior of rock & roll.
10:37 - are the dress effects supposed to draw me in to Carrie Underwood - not working.
10:40 - was that a little Sexy MF I was hearing! AWESOME!!!
10:41 - Prince likes Goyte. Glad he won. Overplayed, but great song. Prince looked truly touched by the complements Gotye gave him.
10:49 - Glad to see Dave Brubeck get his due. Very talented Jazz artist.
10:55 - RIP Adam Yauch. No question the biggest applause for the deceased.
10:58 - If I didn't know better, I would have thought Zach Brown was a member of the Band. That guy is beloved by so many I know. Never got into them.
11:15 - Sorry to so many, but I just don't get Frank Ocean. Simplistic keyboards with lyrics about Forrest Gump? I was honestly trying.
11:16 -
Rolling Stone just tweeted a Yauch retrospective through the years. Maybe I'm not THAT out of touch.
11:18 - The Grammy's seem to honor those who have put together a collection of decent work instead of the work itself. Mumford & Sons previous record far surpasses this one. Springsteen is now a Grammy favorite, when his best work couldn't get a nomination. Jethro Tull anyone?
11:24 - Chuck D and Tom Morrello - ok! I'm liking this. Travis Barker seems to be a celebrity drummer for hire - but he is playing well. Morrello is a guitar god, to me. I lov RAGTM. I also love that he toured with Springsteen.
11:28 - a shout out to MCA. Thanks LL Cool J. Great to see how influential Yauch was.
Interesting night, I'm out. Look for some "three for the road's" this week.